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Joke of the Day
"How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself? Bondo. Jaime Bondo."
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"There's 2 types of people in this world... ....Those who know binary, and those who don't."
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"Britain will be just fine... you always lose a few Pounds after a breakup."
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"Here's a double entendre joke I made up Why do grump pedophiles like cats? They're assholes..."
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