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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar and is immediately disqualified from the Limbo World Championships."

"Hey Dad, your neighbor called, they wanna know if you could turn down your TV, they've already heard this episode of Law & Order."

"At first i was feeling a little grumpy, Then I was feeling happy, then a little sleepy and finally a little bashful. I am no longer welcome at my daughters school play of Snow white and the 7 dwarfs"

"The president of Nintendo has died. The ambulance went Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it will be a foot!"

"I went to the doctor because my eye hurt every time i drank tea. He told me to take the spoon out."

"Definition of a really good friend. What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend? A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!"

"I recently did a survey on Syria. The results blew me away."

"Bernie Sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave Hillary Clinton half the votes in Iowa."

"Why does Mexico never win the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left."