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Joke of the Day

"What does Beyonce bake her cookies on? Aluminatti foil"

"I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s"

"I thought I would enjoy a baby shower... ...but who wants to be covered in red spaghetti? Plus the little holes in the showerhead seem to clog a lot."

"I told my friend about the Muslim slave trade the other day... ""Dubai?"" He asked ""Yes, and sell"" I replied."

"""Oh, look at the moon!"" I've seen the moon. Thanks."

"Q: What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? A: An onion."

"""Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep."" -Conversation I just had about a damn Furby."

"Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)"

"There are few problems in life that can't be sorted by slowing down, taking a deep breath, and THEN drawing winged eyeliner on a raccoon."

"What do you call a person with short-term memory loss? I forget..."