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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."
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"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"
"So you're looking for a good guy who will love and respect you, but yet you post half naked pics on your fb? why that's .thats brilliant!"
"Long distance relationships almost never work out.. Because for example: The distance from Dallas TX to Chicago IL is 967.2 mi. The average penis size is 4 inches."
"My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals... and she said, ""I've always wanted to get a manatee."" I said, ""That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars."""
"What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves? I expect to Potter-own 'em."
"50 Great Jokes From The Edinburgh Fringe"
"Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship."
"These quad copters just can't seem to leave the news... The media and hobbyists just keep droning on and on about them"
"""You killed a dude I hate your attitude That's why you're going to jail, Without bail 25 to life Bubba is your new wife."" -Poetic Justice"