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Joke of the Day

"i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task"

"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meets boy in park; Confucius say lucky boy is boy who parks meat in girl."

"Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round."

"What do you call a rapping computer? Mac-klemore"

"What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo."

"Remember, guys, every day is a gift. Filled with unreturnable things you didn't ask for and don't want."

"I used to have a job eating vegetables I hated it, but the celery was good"

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four"

"I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume You just can't get the staff."

"Why did the nazi refuse to drink lemonade? He hated acidic juice."