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Joke of the Day

"I asked a frenchman what his favorite game console was I don't think he understood me though, he just replied ""oui""."

"i just realized there are more toes in the world than people"

"Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she says ""Remember, you have a wife."""

"I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big."

"I before E except after C and In old Mcdonnald had a farm."

"What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others? Dead"

"I went swimming in the Black Sea It stole my trunks."

"How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'? 1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... I^will^see^myself^out"

"I often find myself rewording a long tweet so many times that it completely loses the original subject. This one started off about a cat."

"What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? Goldfish like to muck around the fountain."