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Joke of the Day

"""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" -Facebook"

"Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse."

"Just made this up... NSFW? What turned the nice teenager into a crackwhore? A dick did."

"What's the difference between rape and vehicular manslaughter? It's harder to eat a plate of ribs during a rape."

"Word. ~ Microsoft."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a piece of fruit? Oranges have thick skin"

"Trump's last two chances to save his election campaign at the second debate: 1. Be endorsed by Dave. 2. Bring out a resurrected Harambe on stage."

"A man goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide the librarian says, sorry it looks like the last person never brought it back."

"All these jokes about the note 7 are terrible But they have really blown up ( )"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just 2 but makes you wonder how they got inside the bulb"