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"All these jokes about the note 7 are terrible But they have really blown up ( )"
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"Barack Obama has a long one, George Bush has a short one, Lorde doesn't have one and Pope Francis doesn't use his... Last names. What were you expecting?"
"What does a wife and a tornado have in common? They start with a blowjob then they take your house."
"A group of people were yelling at me in the movie theater. It got so loud I had to take my phone call outside."
"I'd like to apologize to the lady on the bus. I assumed you wanted your hair held back while you ate your banana."
"Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know."
"Lobotomies Do they smart?"
"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. "
"What do you guys think of this quote I came up with? ""Good artists copy, great artists steal."""
"TL;DR The fine bros me: i'm allergic to peanuts fine bros: is that an allergic reaction? me: yes fine bros: see you in court"