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Joke of the Day

"Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse."

"[Meta] A word on 9/11 jokes."

"Today, I took a shower You have no idea how hard it was to get it out of Home Depot."

"When Dianna died, the British put up a memorial All France got was a slow down sign"

"Washington DC's IQ is the same as the Federal Reserves interest rate Theyre both negative."

"If spiders ever figure out how to become ghosts, we're screwed."

"What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry? It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR"

"""What did you do?"" ""Genocide. You?"" ""I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook."" - Conversations in Hell"

"What's the difference between a sweatshirt and a jacket? I don't sweatshirt 3 times a day."

"A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair."