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Joke of the Day

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just 2 but makes you wonder how they got inside the bulb"

"What sound does a doorbell make in China? ping pong."

"Some people just need a high-five. in the face... with a chair... twice."

"I'm gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes! It's called Twenty Pho Seven"

"I went into a hotel.. I went into a hotel when a luggage boy came and said ""I'm the 'beg'gar"""

"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"

"A dyslexic arab walks into a bar ouch, says the other arab"

"We got a notice at work that a coyote had been spotted on the fitness trail, and I was, like, ""Good for him."""

"Apple CEO While world is crazy about Apple........ its CEO is crazy about bananas"

"Like a flat tire.......how I'm rolling this morning."