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Joke of the Day
"This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues."
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"Why do uniformed soldiers need to eat their fruits and vegetables? If they don't, they'll be irregulars."
"""Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."""
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the pizza before it was cool."
"It's green but when you press a button it turns red. A frog in a blender."
"Why is it a bad idea to snort cocaine out of someone's butthole? It's been tainted"
"1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Say your name is Waldo 4) Leave"
"I wonder what kids today are going to tell their kids. Yeah. it was rough back then. I didn't get a smartphone til 4th grade and sometimes the wifi didn't work upstairs.'"
"Lost an electron Really gotta keep an ion them."
"How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Stick a nipple on it."