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Joke of the Day
"This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues."
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"I'm trying to become a vegetarian so from now I'm only eating seafood. Like lobster, prawns and drowned cows."
"What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside."
"What did the priest say at the salad bar? Lettuce pray."
"Don't you hate when you do something out of the kindness of your heart & someone gets upset because you shoved a pack of gum in their mouth?"
"I'll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap."
"Motels may wanna take down that ""Color TV"" sign. We know."
"You can't compare Tim Cook and Donald Trump It's like comparing apples to oranges."
"I like to play music loud It's kind of my forte."
"dont google horses wearing jeans unless you have a good 12hrs to spare"