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Joke of the Day
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. -.-"
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"SOON I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOUR HEROES AND TAKE MY PLACE AS YOUR WORLD LEADER BUT FIRST WHAT IS YOUR MOM'S CASSEROLE RECIPE IT IS DELIGHTFUL"
"What's dry but slippery? A slipper"
"First year my husband didn't give me some sort of sweet on our anniversary. I got roses. He thinks I'm fat. I know it."
"Why did the school boy need Viagra? He was having trouble getting up in the morning."
"If a bluebird has blue babies and a redbird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies? A swallow"
"The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard."
"""My desires are... unconventional."" ""Show me."" *opens door to a room full of memes*"
"[blind date gets in car] Okay, I wanna have dinner early so we can go to Petco & watch 'em feed the snakes. Unless you wanna do Petco first."
"When they shoot scenes w stagecoaches in Westerns, I bet the horses think ""Hey wtf? We're not supposed to have to do this shit anymore"""