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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 50 seconds. Poor guy."

"Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook."

"Two Terrorists walk into a bar Bartender says ""What can I ge"""

"Stop poking me on Facebook uncle Brian it's not cute anymore"

"Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5? Because he said Punch's line."

"What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous? anonagon."

"A ball boy has been sacked from the world cup after saying to Wayne Rooney, ""You can fuck off if you think I'm going looking for that one. """

"When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh"""

"Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"Every time I go to get an HIV test, I'm convinced it's going to come back positive And every time, I'm right."