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Joke of the Day
"Stop poking me on Facebook uncle Brian it's not cute anymore"
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"Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone."
"Still disappointed that the only hard thing in my bed lately has been my mattress."
"A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders rest in peace.'"
"you can't watch porn on the new iphone they took the jack off"
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia."
"I feel the same away about the porn industry that I do about the meat industry. They both make great things, but I wish they treated the meat a little better."
"Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck"
"PRO TIP: Name your first child ""butter"", then accidentally take a different baby home just so you can say ""I can't believe it's not butter!"""
"Did you hear Rick Ross's new song about the Ebola crisis? It's called 100 Blacks Coughin'"