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Joke of the Day
"What dinosaur knows the most words? Thesaurus. :/"
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"My grandpa is a total pervert My mom told me he had a stroke at my sister's piano recital"
"Pro Tip: don't buy cheap duct tape. Your basement guests can chew right through that."
"A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000."
"An old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor. He ordered a banana split. The waitress asked, Crushed nuts? No, he said. Arthritis."
"My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop."
"An Neutron Walks Into a Bar He asks the bartender, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""
"I knew early on my marriage was doomed. I'm a Virgo and she's a bitch..."
"Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much."
"Make it a Great Friday by not getting nailed to a cross."