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Joke of the Day
"What dinosaur knows the most words? Thesaurus. :/"
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"My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying."
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"Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Mary, 3 to Claire and 2 to Elizabeth then what will you get? Me: 3 new girlfriends."
"I named my dick Christmas Christmas came early"
"What does the twitter bird drink? Twater!"
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"What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys? Omelette you finish."
"If you lend someone 20 Bucks, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it."