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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!"
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"I've been married to my wife for 34 years. We now only have hallway sex... When you pass each other in the hallway and both just say ""Fuck You"""
"What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital? When you ask the patients ""what's the problem?"" They'll say ""nothing"""
"A black man and his son are walking on the beach... ... the son asks ""Dad, can I play with your wiener?"" [](/sp) The dad says ""Okay, but don't go too far."""
"HER: You can't even go 5 minutes without making a Star Trek reference. ME: Yes I Khan."
"Why did the Dick go to the 7-11? To get a Slurpee!"
"""It's not you, it's me. "" - twins looking at family photos"
"If we do end up colonizing Mars.. ..the WiFi there would be out of this world"
"What should planes be made of to fend off islamists? Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!"
"What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm? Magento"