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Joke of the Day
"What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow Natives"
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"What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU? Not being British."
"I'm busy masturbating when my friend texts me ""What's up?"" With my free hand I text ""Nuttin'"""
"What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids? The Deviated Septon."
"A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."
"Sometimes I wonder if my wife ever heard me call her a dumb bitch. I think about it every day since she died from cancer. I never got to say it to her face."
"Why don't programmers go on panty raids? Because they get undie find errors."
"*eats everything*"
"How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black."
"With a wheelchair, everyday is Halloween! Children are scared of you, adults try to guess what you are, and the elderly just give you candy! Paraphrased from the wonderful Zach Anner"