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Joke of the Day

"I am really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. Credit: Chris Turner"

"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."

"Did you hear about the man who got sick at the airport? It was a terminal illness."

"How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they've invented torches."

"My friend died from eating too much waterfowl I thought he had lived a good, happy life He told me that he was full of Egrets"

"Did you hear about the guy who got a Viagra stuck in his throat? He had a stiff neck for a week."

"Ladies, they're called ""Skinny Jeans."" Not ""Makes You Skinny Jeans."""

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, ""Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"", says the parrot."

"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"

"When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now."