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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko"
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"How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead"
"When you're sliding into first.... Inspired by a LeBron James thread from /pics of all things.... What's your favorite?"
"So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?"
"Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six."
"You know the jack in a box that scared the life out of you when you were a child? That's me as an adult cooking with my smoke detector"
"I've been eating sunflower seeds and Tweeting for 9 hours. Now I know what my canary feels like."
"What do a sprinkler and an unemployment line have in common? Spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga-spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga (say out loud at your own risk)"
"My mother said to me at dinner last week that I overreact too much to criticism. So I shot her."
"How did John Lennon play the bass on Helter Skelter...... .....He played with a plastic ruler at the end of a desk."