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Joke of the Day

"So I saw an internet survey the other day... and apparently 99.87% of the population was born on the 1st of January! How very strange!"

"I can't Colbert it, they were the Stewartship of my news and entertainment."

"Milk is probably my favorite titty by-product."

"It's illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."

"Man goes to the Doctor Doctor, my dick is shaped like a rocket. Well, I bet your wife is over the moon about it."

"What do you call it when a group of people in a single vehicle travel through a lengthy underpass? Carpool tunnel!"

"What do zombie vegans eat? ... Grains!!!"

"Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your Mom can't take a joke."

"Suprise me! I went to the pub last night and the barman asked what I wanted so I said ""suprise me"" He then showed me a naked picture of my girlfriend"