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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who was to amputate a foot? They amputated the wrong one. Now they're both in a wheelchair."

"I hate roller coasters. They always have so much potential, then they go downhill."

"Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President? She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"What did the gay cow say just before sex? STICK IT IN MY ANGUS"

"A woman is in an abusive relationship. She's talking to her friend one day. Her friend asks, ""Why do you stay with him?"" She replies, ""Beats me!"""

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You're a fucking rapist."

"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Hot as fuck and all over my crotch while I am trying to drive."

"You know why there are very few American bees these days? They are being replaced by H1Bees."

"Don't introduce a guy to another guy. No guy needs to know any more guys."

"A man goes to the zoo and the only animal in the zoo is a dog. It was a shih tzu."