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Joke of the Day

"[The Price Is Right] Bob Barker: what do you think the price of this washing machine is Me:*lips firmly pressed to mic* Right"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb Juan."

"Einstein's mother asks him ""are you happy."" Einstein replies ""relatively."""

"What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise? High Seas Dead People"

"Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!"

"Bad news. I just held a test strip in my Twitter stream, and it turns out you're all pregnant."

"These one line jokes are really something ..they put you up straight in line of fire."

"One time my teacher was telling a story about war and the girl in front of me slowly opened her laptop and liked Downy on Facebook."

"Q: why did the blond stare at her orange juice for 2 hours? A: because it said ""concentrate"""

"A girl asked me if I was a good cook. ""Does Meth count?"" probably wasn't the answer she wanted."