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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a Douchebag? JerkBait."
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"Why can't Nietzsche use pencils? Because they're all pointless"
"I'm getting engaged next month. Not because I'm in love but because it's gonna look dope on Instagram."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a homicidal rapist."
"Women are like public toilets... They're all dirty except for the disabled ones."
"Two fish are swimming together and they hit a wall, one turns to the other and says... Damn."
"I really hate faulty vacuums. They suck!"
"""Mrs. Arnold Palmer, what do you do for good luck before your husband plays a tournament?"" ""Well, I kiss his balls for good luck."" ""That must make his putter flutter."""
"I've got this great joke where I kidnap people's sticker families and leave little post-it ransom notes. Adorable or horrifying? You decide"
"What's the difference between a cow and 911? You stop milking a cow after 14 years.."