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Joke of the Day
"As a purple faced man I long to meet a purple faced woman someday... Don't hold your breath"
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"Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled ""Getting away with Mordor"""
"HOT! dog what did the dog say about sexy dog to is friend wow look at that hot dog"
"Every time I use Twitter secretly at work and a colleague asks me why I'm laughing, ""this pie chart is hilarious!"" never sounds believable."
"What do you call two lepers in a spar? Soup"
"Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds? Because he can't even."
"What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? *Shady's back* "
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."
"Law enforcement's cracking down on texting while driving, but there's no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof."
"Why did the jihadi hooker ask for advance payment from her clients? She blew them every time."