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Joke of the Day
"What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers? The Jets"
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"What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up? Oh My Gourd!"
"Why did the hipster burn their tongue? They ate their dinner before it was cool."
"What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can? One of them gets taken in every once in a while."
"I just want a man who can lick the crumbs from the bottom of a Pringles tube."
"My ex mother in law once commented that she wished her son had stayed married to his first wife. Me too, I replied."
"What food makes women stop having sex? A wedding cake"
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"". Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"What's an Australian's favorite element? Gold"
"Have you seen the new globe they're making? It's revolutionary"