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Joke of the Day

"Each time a person sneezes on an airplane, that sneeze circulates the entire airplane cabin before being filtered out by vents."

"The only lie Republicans haven't told about Obama is he's white."

"Why did the salmon cross the road? To get to the front page"

"A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce."

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker Can't wait to see my new cock."

"Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards."

"Charlie Sheen's herpes have herpes and those herpes have gonorrhea and that gonorrhea had an abortion in high school."

"What comes up but never comes down? Russian Cosmonauts"

"What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel? A school shooting"

"How do you start an insect race ? One two flea - go"