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Joke of the Day

"Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge."

"If two lawyers were drowning and you could only save one of them would you read the paper or go to lunch?"

"How did the sun die? It went to Detroit."

"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"

"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash"

"You can have any movie from Rick Astley's Pixar collection, except for one He's never gonna give you Up. ^^^^^^sorrynotsorry"

"(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."

"Europe be like... eu: uk bro? uk: it's not eu, it's me."

"What did the orphan poker player say? Will you raise me?"