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Joke of the Day

"If two lawyers were drowning and you could only save one of them would you read the paper or go to lunch?"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... ... then a chair and then a table."

"What did O say to Q? Put that thing away, there's kids around here"

"Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast."

"What do you call a fish with no eye's? a fsh"

"J.K. Rowling revealed more info about the American Hogwarts. Unlike the European version, it has metal detectors and more than one fat kid."

"Little monster: Mom Mom what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave."

"is there a subreddit for paranoid people ? if so, how do I know it's real ?"

"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp"

"What do you call a stable poop? Sturdy."