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Joke of the Day
"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash"
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"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? Whatever you like - They're not coming back."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've tripping all day."
"*makes typo* *deletes tweet* *deletes twitter* *deletes life*"
"Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles? because Happy Hour ended."
"I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory.. ..after all the extra hours I put in."
"I got fired from my job at the restaurant for putting a load in the dishwasher... she was cute."
"I got a new computer yesterday All it does is sing. I think it was a dell"
"To the girl I had sex with... My name is not 'help'"
"Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy."