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Joke of the Day
"Guy just asked me where a public phone was, I told him 1987."
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"What do you call someone who is rude and has no corners? A circle-jerk."
"Today I Fucked Up... the couch"
"What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."
"So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday. My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it."
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"Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? A: Works pretty well, doesn't it?"