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Joke of the Day

"2 things I hate; 1)Hypocrites 2)and people who don't finish anyth"

"tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it"

"what has four wheels and flyz? A garbage truck.....ha ha ha"

"Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door? Foyer protection"

"What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm The sock under my bed"

"What's yellow and not a banana Oh, wait I forgot, it is a banana"

"How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !"

"Grandpa, why did you have so many kids? ""Hey anon, do you want to know why your grandmother and I had so many children?"" ""Why's that, Grandpa?"" ""No TV."""

"BuzzFeed writer (innocently): hey friends. as a friendly activity, tell me your funny anecdotes. coincidentally I have an article due soon"

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex? I'd fuck the robot."