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Joke of the Day

"What browser do you use to watch porn? Bill Gates: ""Internet Explorer"" Sundar Pichai: ""Google Chrome"" Tim Cook: ""Safari"" Jared Fogle: ""Tor"""

"How many black people does it take to start a riot. -1 I stole this."

"I hate having OCD - do you realize what it's like to feel somewhat compelled to wash your hands nearly every time you go to the bathroom?!?"

"Me: Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon? Coach: Me: Coach: Me: Oh. You said HUDDLE up, didn't you?"

"I thought I saw The Hamburglar on the street but it was just some other hamburglar"

"Some people have sex to make a baby but I prefer the old fashioned way of capturing a wild baby, and that's how I ended up in jail"

"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"

"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? America can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit"