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Joke of the Day

"Sure, the BMW symbol kind of looks like a sphincter, but I could already tell by the way you were driving."

"To follow up on the Java/C# joke... Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays."

"A husband walks into the bedroom... ... and hands his wife 2 Advils. She says: ""But honey, I don't have a headache!"" ... To which he replies: ""Aha, I got you! Let's have sex then!"""

"Can anyone give me a Russian-English bilingual pun?"

"Dammit Springsteen, I was born in the USA too but you don't see me making millions in monthly residuals from a 20 year old song about it."

"Do you like Fishsticks? Do you like putting Fishsticks in your mouth? You're a gayfish. #original"

"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""

"Why did the rapper die after being shot? He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest"

"Dear Gingers, It could be worse. Sincerely, Albinos"

"I like my women like I like my chocolate with nuts"