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Joke of the Day
"I want to get a pet deer, cover it in pickles, and name her Dildo"
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"Three guys walked into a bar... the fourth one ducked."
"I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough."
"What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor? Two Towers."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to another? See you next month."
"Why didnt Jesus become a boxer? Crosses killed him."
"Holy Week joke: What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday? Just chilling."
"In high school, what was Robert E Lee voted? Most likely to secede"
"What do you call a metrically inclined elderly assassin? A Killograndma."
"My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats That's nuts, I told him"