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Joke of the Day
"I want to get a pet deer, cover it in pickles, and name her Dildo"
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"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur. -George.W.Bush"
"What's the difference... What's the difference between a colostomy bag and a politician? The bag isn't always full of shit!"
"My physics teacher is the chord slope of an a-t curve The average jerk"
"Sledding with dad ""Dad, I will never ever go sledding with you again!"" ""Shut up and keep pulling, son."""
"I hear voices in my head sometimes. I just ignore them and keep killing people."
"What do you say to encourage someone who is masturbating? You do you!"
"Corn mazes are a bit redundant."
"Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies. For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house"