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Joke of the Day

"Sledding with dad ""Dad, I will never ever go sledding with you again!"" ""Shut up and keep pulling, son."""

"I'm going to leave the presents out and hide my kids in the closet until Christmas."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"

"Do you know why I don't like simple chord progressions? They give me the EBGBs."

"A girl told me her exact age."

"Dads: what times your flight? Sons: 4pm Dads: id get there at 8am"

"Q: Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."

"How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but 200 applied for the job."

"I heard Jared lost about 7 inches. .. But little Susie isn't sure."

"Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo."