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Joke of the Day

"Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?"

"How did the pedophile pianist get caught? He accidentally let people hear him playing in D-minor."

"What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!"

"A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks ""What color?"""

"What did the Arab land his 747? The tarmac, you racist."

"Well, I had to break up with the baker i've been dating She was just too kneady"

"Jesus and his apostles go to a restaurant... ""Table for 26, please,"" Jesus tells the hostess. ""But there are only 13 of you."" ""Yeah, but we're all going to sit on one side of the table."""

"My bank says my password isn't strong enough. Did it ever stop and think that my password has a lot going on right now?"

"Gravity is just the earth being really clingy"

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."