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Joke of the Day

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

"I don't have shit to say and"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."

"Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter? A cheetah paper."

"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on aprenutshell agreement."

"Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics? Not being a cripple."

"Twitter is like a conversation at the water cooler. If the water cooler was full of vodka. And you could smoke. And the boss was out of town"

"I went to school with a girl who said her last name was Faux. I thought to myself, ""Man, that's got to be fake."""

"VIAGRA BASAL SPRAY VIAGRA ANNOUNCED A NASAL SPRAY VERSION. WILL THAT TURN GUYS INTO DICKHEADS"

"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The number of occupants exceeds the maximum allowable number for fire safety, and thus the bartender throws them out."