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Joke of the Day

"How did the pedophile pianist get caught? He accidentally let people hear him playing in D-minor."

"The ironic thing about the original Scooby Doo adventures was that the only real supernatural phenomena they encountered was a TALKING DOG."

"Why do men get erections while they sleep? So they don't accidentally roll out of bed."

"Good call inventor of glass tables. There's nothing more appetizing than realizing Aunt Mildred doesn't wear panties while I'm trying to eat"

"I pulled a real douchie move this morning... your mom's vagina has never been happier."

"If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan."

"Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes"

"How can you tell if a groom is Polish? He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt."

"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"

"I'm gonna write a book about the Amish... its really a hit or Amish."