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Joke of the Day
"How did the pedophile pianist get caught? He accidentally let people hear him playing in D-minor."
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"So my lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday... They got me a Rolex. I guess they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"Why did Tupac go to the gym? To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)"
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"I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar."
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"Cop: Know why I stopped u? ""Cuz im going too fast?"" Cop: Yes, slow down. ""But it's been 6 months-"" Cop: U can't move in with her yet."