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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized."
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"I heard a 7 year old tell this amazing joke the other day. What is Mario's favorite material? Denim denim denim! *musical*"
"Pro is the opposite of con right? Well then what is the opposite of congress?"
"My fisherman friend got his Master's degree. Now he's a Master Baiter."
"What's the best feature of Apple Pencil? You don't need to sharpen it."
"""OMG I'm so wet right now"" - Me after washing a spoon"
"Despite the cost of living... It still remains so popular."
"Dora the Explorer... has a little Muslim friend named Doda... The Exploder."
"Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."
"I tried to cook something from scratch..and ended up summoning a demon."