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Joke of the Day
"Despite the cost of living... It still remains so popular."
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"Can you imagine life without women? It would be a pain in the ass."
"Did you hear One Direction is breaking up? They're heading separate ways."
"After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany, ""Kindergarten"" takes on a new, darker meaning."
"How to sports: - Take a ball - Put it someplace someone else doesn't want you to put it - Congratulations you've now sportsed"
"I was flipping through the channels.... and my wife asked was on the TV. I said ""dust"" And that's how the fight started."
"Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest? Because he was biting."
"Hey! Need an ark! I noah a guy."
"Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you just plow thru Uranus because it's all gas. I cannot respond maturely."
"How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."