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Joke of the Day

"A photon stops at a hotel and is asked: ""May I take your luggage?"" He replies, ""No, thanks. I'm traveling light."""

"'Why are you crying Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'"

"BEST JOKE EVER hey, lets play duoq"

"I bet most Braille on public signs says: ""How did you know this was here?"""

"Why couldn't Jesus waterski? Because he never existed."

"Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists."

"Here Here Here Here Here Here Here -1 sided text conversation between me and my 18yo daughter because all I do is pick her up from places."

"Woke up in a graveyard. Never felt more alive."

"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."

"If 9/10 people suffer from herpes.... Does that mean, the last one enjoys it?"