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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Jesus waterski? Because he never existed."
Next Joke
"What does a Japanese chef shout in bed? Ooo mami! (Umami)"
"""Have u seen my cat?"" ""I saw a cat down the road?"" ""Really? [shows me a picture] was it this cat?"" ""No, the one I saw was dead."""
"How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail."
"When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say ""aaaah! my neck hurts"""
"Why does it smell of tires? There are two black people fighting."
"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"what's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."
"I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company. We're not very good."
"Props to every deodorant commercial ever for abandoning all creativity and just going with ""If you buy this, women will have sex with you"""