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Joke of the Day
"You know you need to lose weight........... when your girlfriend wants to suck your tits."
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"I don't discriminate among size guys. Personally my favorite is 3 inches and goes by the name visa, mc, or amex."
"two fish are in a.... Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'"
"Husband to daughter's boyfriend... ...""Glad to finally meet you. I've noticed you in our food budget for some time now."""
"I threw a boomerang a few years ago I now live in constant fear"
"homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve"
"What does every woman have in her panties? A career."
"Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!"
"What's yellow comes from Peru and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !"
"Some girl just asked me if she was wearing too much makeup. I told her it depends on whether she's going to kill batman or not."