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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."
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"Why do toilets flush after getting pissed on? They get embarrassed."
"How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit? By doing Squats."
"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."
"womens rights"
"What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns? I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)"
"I have two vices; smoking and masturbation. I'm a twenty a day man, and I smoke like a chimney."
"I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body."
"Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy."
"Fat girls don't have it so bad At least they can wipe their tears with their tits"