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Joke of the Day
"I have two vices; smoking and masturbation. I'm a twenty a day man, and I smoke like a chimney."
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"Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump"
"Calling Sony comments""racially insensitive remarks"" instead of ""racist""? U can put a cherry on a pile of sh*t but it don't make it a sundae."
"Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be? Me: Can they both be dead?"
"What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? We will get around to it sooner or later."
"What do you call a lesbian toilet. Gai Waterhouse."
"""You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why."" - Magazines"
"My car dealer will subtract the number of upvotes from my purchase price. When I spend more than $100 000"
"How to make-out - 1. Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father"
"It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."