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Joke of the Day
"I have two vices; smoking and masturbation. I'm a twenty a day man, and I smoke like a chimney."
Next Joke
"apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say."
"3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees."
"i'm writing a book on overcoming foot pain it's called the agony of defeat"
"Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their celery stick."
"Apparently UFC is not Ultimate Fried Chicken and now I'm even hungrier watching huge greased up men touch each other inappropriately."
"Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead."
"Why is death rate among 20-25 year-old Chinese people rapidly increasing? It's just youth in asia."
"Good Cop: Book 'em. Illiterate Cop: I'll just wait for the movie."
"Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication."