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Joke of the Day

"Today's youth are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle."

"Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals? Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America."

"What do you call a female with down syndrome? Debby Downer"

"Why do Nigerian babies cry? Midlife crisis"

"2 deer walk into a bar An hour later they walk out and one says to the other, ""Man, I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there."""

"Whole Foods on Sunday is just a refugee camp for people with too much money."

"The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial."

"Boxing is probably the most applicable martial art to the street... If you run away, you probably won't get hit."

"Netflix and chill is cool... But let's be honest guys, we know for most of you it's Netflix and Jill Edit: if you don't know who Jill is, take a look at your hand."

"I had to steal this one... The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."