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Joke of the Day

"Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder..."

"Boy comes home from school, tells his dad he had sex with his teacher The father grins, ""that's my boy. Will you do it again?"" Boy ""yes, as soon as my bottom stops hurting"""

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You give him aids"

"A magician was walking down the street .... and he turned into a grocery store"

"btw, my linkedin endorsements for ""Dreamweaver"" are for me singing the song Dreamweaver and not for using that software"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!"

"What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? A Barkaeologist."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock up a girl's arse"

"What I want for Xmas... I asked Santa for a sister. He asked for my mom."

"I know there's something wrong with my braille book... but I can't quite put my finger on it."