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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever smelt moth balls before? Isn't it hard to pull their little legs apart?"
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"What's the difference between a bear and the Bears football team? Nothing, they both shit in the woods."
"Hair in bun=housework Hair in ponytail=oral sex Body language is important-So he doesn't get excited when I'm about to 2 scrub the toilet"
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls til she died"
"Trees are allergic to bees.. ..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler) Original joke! Edit: Grammar"
"What do ovens and oranges have in common? Jews ^^^^^get ^^^^^it? ^^^^^orange ^^^^^jews? ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^show ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out ^^^^^now"
"Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Hitler!"
"Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal"
"[radioshack meeting] employee: sir, overall sales are really low. CEO: when did we start selling overalls, bro?"
"What do you call a dumb nerd? A geek."