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Joke of the Day
"How does a black women know if she's pregnant? All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off."
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"Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she'll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you."
"Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion? CrossFit"
"You hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw a light bulb? Why the hell would my basement even need light?"
"My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't pee in the bath Or if I really have to, I should at least wait till she gets out."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget is falling down falling down... !"
"Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends? A squadratic formula, if you will."
"I need a ""your penis is so ugly..."" Joke yep, thats what i need"
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