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Joke of the Day
"Heard of the cannibal who had a shit taste in people? You could say he was surrounded by assholes."
Next Joke
"Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries."
"Did you hear the one about those kids in China? I'd tell it to you but it's a bit insensitive to tell jokes about youth in Asia."
"People ask me what it's like designing children's parks... It's all swings and roundabouts to be honest"
"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"
"What do you call all that useless meat around the vagina? A woman"
"I called my ex a cow Animal control had to show up"
"A priest, a child molester, and an alcoholic, walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy."
"How do you get an Indian girl pregnant? Poppadom."
"The Air-force Cadets get Red Bull in their ration packs Because apparently it gives them wings"